Hello and Welcome.
Whether by design, suggestion or mere roll of the internet die,
you are now on the EELWAX JESUS website!
We are a wholly independent NYC-based band cranking out new songs,
creating unique live music-based stage shows
and generally having a good time.
We have some FREE song samples to your RIGHT
Plus a link to our brand new single:
A wonderfully spiffy love song based on actual events.
Here's what just how handful of our fans have reacted to this single:
"I lost my marbles when I heard the new release" - Bridget C.
"the absolutely best new song I've heard in months" - Rachel P.
"Can't stop listening. Perfect Summer sing-along" - Harry M.
"What's wrong with eating cats?" - Andy G.
By now I bet you're wondering what it sounds like.
Click here and find out: DennisOwnsTheMoon/iTunes
But please, please, we beg of you
DO NOT BUY IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LISTEN
We don't want your piddling 99 cents, we want your enjoyment.