eelwax jesus: Guestbook

Alfred Barker's Ghost

July 26, 2010

Terry Ponick is a real intellectual. Seriously. I mean it.
Ponick quotes Archibald MacLeish. Only a true intellectual
would quote Archibald Macleish.

Terry Ponick is a real writer. Seriously. I mean it.
Just listen to some of these phrases: "Sartre’s existential angst," "a Thomas Pynchon-esque entropy-zone," and "gestated in the ancient gene pool of Sartre and Ionesco." Wow! Ponick is a real wordsmith.
Seriously. I mean it.

When name dropping various intellectuals Terry Ponick seems to be trying to convince the reader of his own intellectual power.
Ponick reminds me of the man with a small phallus who
constantly boasts of the size of his member.
Seriously. I mean it.

But if Terry Ponick is an intellectual wordsmith why does he miss the fact that repitition is often used to convey meaning and delineate structure?


Infra: Fans of EWJ must always remember, the last word in Ponick is ick!

Susan Frances Russell

July 16, 2010

Saw the show at Shepardstown, WV (Contemporary American Theater Festival) last night----still reeling! AWESOME!! THANKS!!! XOXOX

alison wolocko

June 28, 2010

I haven't wanted to do theatre much in the last couple of years but your show, your Eelwax, makes me want to get to CATF tout de suite. Nice piece on NPR. Hope the audience gets as much out of it as i did hearing that tiny, tiny story -- and visiting your website.

Alfred Barker's Ghost

June 22, 2010

Scene: 74701

Setting: Scene opens in a bookstore. A large Leonardo DaVinci poster is displayed behind the counter. It is the late 1980’s. “Like a Prayer” plays softly in the background. It’s hot. As they sweat the clerk and a customer sip warm soda pop.

Jon: Next in line please. How may I help you?

Grotsky: Hey Johnny. There is a rumor going round about you.

Jon: I would imagine there are several.

Grotsky: … Who’s your dad?

Jon: You are correct sir.

Grotsky: What? … I said, “Who’s your dad?”

Jon: Absolutely.

Grotsky: … I heard he was a doctor.

Jon: Who?

Grotsky: Your dad! … I heard he was famous. What’s his name?

Jon: Peter Cushing.
Next in line please. How may I help you?

Grotsky exits right looking perplexed.

Infra: By posting, the author transfers copyright of the above work of fiction to Eelwax Jesus. A Hard copy of this transfer is available upon request. In return, Kick some Keister at the CATF!

Mathman 74701

June 21, 2010

he ain't no hero, but he may be nero

Waldo Grotsky 74701

June 21, 2010

Obama plays golf while the Gulf dies. I am beginning to wonder if he cares. Someone should write a song.

Tami

April 20, 2010

Yum yum yummy yum yum!
eye heart EWJ 4-eev-a

Bridget

March 19, 2010

Do you remember?
Stepping under streetlights...
These are our WV days

John Denver, Deceased.

March 16, 2010

"Take me home, country roads, to the place I belong, West Virginia, mountain momma. Take me home country roads."

"Golly it's hot in here! Rasputin, turn down the G-D heat!"

Alfred Barker's Ghost

December 10, 2009

Sarah Palin is one gutsy gal. She is real pretty too. I love her gams. She has a shapely keister as well. I admire a gal who is not afraid of a little gunfire. Sarah could stew my moose anytime.

Olga

November 29, 2009

Fundamentalist Christian shows his true colors!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHtHMnD-CNA

keijo

November 21, 2009

And God made us that be beautiful and joyful always in peace and harmony in Christ and be the letter and the light with salt in this the world in thanksgiving and love,thanks and bless and pray and joy,keijo sweden

Number 2

September 21, 2009

Cooperate. You may even be given a position of authority.

Number 6

September 19, 2009

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

Waldo Grotsky 74701

September 5, 2009

I recently tried one of those "moon pies" that you people are always going on about. To me it tasted very much like a vegemite sandwich.

Alfred Barker's ghost

June 27, 2009

Yes, I know it's "Barker" not "Baker." Tequila has the strangest effect on this keyboard. Is it just me, or is it hot in here?

Afred Baker's ghost

June 27, 2009

A live performance is a test. A test is nothing more than an opportunity. I am confident that EWJ will make the most of this next opportunity.

Elizabeth Jasicki

June 24, 2009

Know and love the eely jesus'! Go to any show its always a blast.
Special love to Max (of course!)
Liz xxxx

VanDenn

April 8, 2009

Extraordinarity: ,

Ethan Sellars

November 20, 2008

Cool Uncle Lee ! Dogs Know I like the music.......

Robert Plant

September 27, 2008

needs your friend confirmation. he's new to facebook.

Gary Short

September 27, 2008

Eelwax Jesus is ignoring me....Gary Short lives!!!

Gary Short

September 27, 2008

I feel ignored by Eelwax Jesus, and the world is coming to an end..

vera ho

September 15, 2008

you have expanded my mind greatly with the youtube video.

mary spearen

September 14, 2008

I love you guys #1...I love this song #2...When I'm walking down the street and I think of it I am reminded that this is my goddamn country and then I'm also reminded that I should have a drink and a smoke soon. I love you guys # 3.........

Anne

September 7, 2008

Love the website. How can i purchase T-shirts!

mrs. worthington

September 4, 2008

Mrs. W. here again. Who wrote that trash about that Houston school? More bloody rot from this band's fans!! Did you know that President George Bush is spying on websites now? What if he should see that? Shameful. I don't believe a word of it. I'm going to go stroke my hummingbird.

jaaames

September 3, 2008

I left my sweatpants in the kitchen sink.

The Mouse

July 31, 2008

I want everything as well

gopher

June 2, 2008

when are you guys gonna write a musical around your music. like mamma mia meets tommy on really good grass. i dig your funky grooves, sing-a-long words and wry social commentary.

Sammy287

May 29, 2008

You are one of the few reasons, if not the only reason, I miss NYC. To watch you play live would be a DREAM!! love, love, love, love, love, love, love...

vera

May 28, 2008

excellent video. makes you want to put great defenders in your walkman, plug in, light a j and take the a train from jfk to wash heights. just to open your mind.

Brenda

May 27, 2008

Enjoyed your music, you are a cross between Bowie and Madness!!! Like the acoustics the voices and the lyrics. Very enjoyable, I hear a london accent in there and cockney references.
Radical but true lyrics makes you think more of why are we here on this earth or are we just aliens!

mrs. worthington

May 8, 2008

stop using my name in your lewd and offensive "music." i'm going to sue you if you say f*** you to me one more time. you should all be trepanned. then we'll see who's mr. smartypants with the electric guitar. and as for that football hooligan who says i'm cruel to my pets, you should sell your doc martens and your punk safety pinned kilt for some good manners, young man.

IndyJoe

April 28, 2008

sweet Jesus! love your music, can't wait for your gig
i feel so hip

mysterious

April 23, 2008

Hey, I've slept with Ian Jones.

Taurservarbes

April 20, 2008

Hello! Good site, much useful

Ralph Buckley

February 29, 2008

Saw you gents last evening. Too early to play CD while tending to daughter. Will give a listen at a more appropriate time. Put me on your mailing list for gigs.
Cheers,
rb

Hester Prynne

December 1, 2007

sexy.

Chuck Joe Dodge

November 14, 2007

Simply incr...(Gotta get the phone, be right back)

jammarlibre

October 12, 2007

Hello
Thanks for your site.

Knute Yammer

October 12, 2007

i'm a fan
of your slap-around finger-clicking grooves. how do I know I'm a fan:
I WANT EVERYTHING!

Princess Peussie

September 12, 2007

Are you really JESUS? I never heard of jesus made from eelwax, but I guess everything is possible when one tippytoes behind the LORD and dodging those holy blasts of fecal materials.
JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE...

LOVE

PRINCESS PUSSES

Maggee Howard

August 15, 2007

My dear daughter turned me on to you all....we love you....
(me and my 10 year old son!)

Yayyyy!

August 8, 2007

ha! your brother is funny...

Leetle

August 6, 2007

I'm very excited for the show on Thursday..it is sure to be the event of the season.

However, as one of your biggest fans, I speak for many when I say we wish you and your little friends had included "Next" on the set list.

L. A. Maestri II

August 1, 2007

I do like cabbage, but I certainly don't like actors; nor do I like you.

Looking forward to your atrociously expensive show.

Bill Sellars

July 21, 2007

My wife doesn't understand your music; but I don't mind.

Mag

July 10, 2007

Hi there!

"Union is strength, but onions are a
weakness!" Lewis Carroll

Rose Howard

June 20, 2007

I love your music! Kathi plays it in the shop sometimes in Brooklyn and I think it's the bees knees! Play more shows so I can see you guys live!!!!! :D

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December 21, 2006

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Mary

October 29, 2006

Hey, little brother! Proud of you and miss you - glad to be able to listen to you!!!

Greg Baglia

July 18, 2006

Sellars,

I hope your people are suing the sh*t out of Kevin Spacey for his blatant and shameless rip-off of your persona in Superman Returns.
I mean COME ON!

Hey, Amy Kay (Tate) and I will be in New York City July 20-25, would love to see you! Call me! Greg 917-771-6241 Your numbers don't work...are you on the lam?